Our Vice President: The Honorable B. F. Snazz

Meet B. F. Snazz, the man with a plan for a plan!

Our VP is a man of many hats, and not just the ones he's wearing. When not busy being a human, he's a part-time professional snail trainer, a hobbyist taxidermist, and a collector of antique door knobs.

We're not sure what his plan is, but we're sure it'll be a wild ride. Possibly involving more hats.

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