After much deliberation and a healthy dose of indecision, we present to you our next move: the "Tunnel Vision Initiative."
It's a bold plan, really. We're going to dig a tunnel under the city, but not just any tunnel. This one will be filled with tiny, fluffy kittens. Yes, you heard that right. Fluffy kittens. It's going to be a real game-changer.
But wait, there's more! The tunnel will also have a built-in espresso machine, because, let's face it, we're a committee of conundrums. We need the caffeine to keep the brainstorms at bay.
Our opponents will be baffled. Our allies will be impressed. The fluffy kittens, on the other hand, will just be happy to have a new place to play.
And don't even get us started on the subcommittee of subcommittee members. They'll be the ones who actually do the digging. It's going to be a real... well, you get the idea.
So, what do you think? Should we dig the tunnel or not? Let's Get the Kittens | Let's Get the Caffè