Committee of Conundrums - Department of Solutions Not Presented

We are the Department of Solutions Not Presented (DSP) - the place where ideas go to die.

Our predecessor department was known for actually coming up with stuff that made sense, but we're not going for that here.

We are currently brainstorming our next move, and we need your input! Please submit your bad idea and we'll consider implementing it.

Some possible solutions we've already considered and discarded include:

• Building a giant wall around the city to keep all the problems in.
• Just ignoring everything and playing with our pet hamster, Mr. Whiskers.
• Calling it a 'creative pause' and taking a three-hour lunch break.

We are proud members of the Team of Incompetent Bureaucrats (TIB).