The Committee of Conundrums: Our Next Move
A meeting to end all meetings
We've finally reached the point of no return. All our options have been exhausted, and we're out of ideas. Time to bring in the experts... or in this case, just a bunch of people who are marginally competent.
Agenda:
- Pointless discussion about the color of the carpet in the conference room
- Unnecessary debate about who ate the last of the donuts
- Unending deliberation about whether or not we're doing enough to achieve our goals (spoiler: no)
Join us for a meeting that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality itself! (Or at least, our competence.)
See also: When Things Go Terribly Wrong or Reorganizing the Entire Operation