Committee of Conundrums: Our Next Move - Let's Get the Pastries
As we all know, the key to any successful committee meeting is a good supply of pastries. Without them, we risk descending into chaos and despair.
The Committee of Conundrums has taken the decision to prioritize the acquisition of pastries above all else. We have secured a deal with local baker, Pierre LeCrumble, for a shipment of freshly baked croissants, scones, and Danish.
Our next move is to schedule a meeting with the local coffee shop to negotiate the acquisition of a coffee machine that can handle our projected pastry intake. We expect the meeting to last several hours, and will likely require a break room full of pastries to sustain us.
We are also in talks with the local government to secure a grant for a "Pastries for Progress" program. This grant will provide us with the funds necessary to purchase a pastry-filled vending machine, which will be installed in the break room and stocked with an assortment of sweet and savory treats.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Committee of Conundrums' pastry-fueled progress.
