We've been stuck in this meeting room for hours. The only thing that's keeping us going is the promise of free pastries from the break room.
Our next move: Let's get the pastries.
Subcommittee on Snack Procurement:
Our fearless leader has promised us that the pastries will be worth the existential dread we're feeling right now.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums, where every decision is a delicious pastry-filled abyss.
(Or, you know, just a bunch of adults arguing about snacks.)
Learn more about our committee's illustrious history of conundrums.