Directorate Bylaws: The Unholy Trinity of Committee Governance

Article 1: The Chairman Shall Always Be Right

• The Chairman shall be the supreme ruler of the committee, with absolute power to make decisions and declare "I told you so's".

Article 2: The Vice-Chairman Shall Always Be Wrong

• The Vice-Chairman shall be the supreme debunker of ideas, with the power to shoot down any notion that dares to oppose the Chairman's decrees.

Article 3: The Secretary Shall Always Be Bored

• The Secretary shall be the supreme scribe of the committee, tasked with recording all decisions, meetings, and existential crises in excruciating detail.

• Article 4: Subclause 1 - The Secretary's Suffering
• Article 5: The Quorum of Quandary - How to Get a Decision Made
• Article 6: The Chairman's Chair - A Study in Furniture