We're a group of experts in the field of solving unsolvable problems. Because, you know, that's a thing.
By introducing a minimum 1:1 pun-to-text ratio in all official documents, we can ensure that the tedium of bureaucracy is offset by the joy of groan-inducing wordplay.
We're talking about a robot that does literally nothing but sit in our meetings and pretend to be interested. It'll be called "Rusty" and we'll make it a real thing.