Mandate for Annual Squirrel Counts for Every Nation
By order of the Intergalactic Union of Squirrel Lovers and Enthusiasts (IUSE), all nations are required to conduct annual squirrel counts. This mandate is non-negotiable and will not be debated. Failure to comply will result in diplomatic repercussions, including but not limited to:
- Loss of access to intergalactic squirrel memes
- Revocation of all nut import/export privileges
- Publicly shaming on the SquirrelNet social media platform
To report your nation's squirrel count, please follow the link below to our proprietary Squirrel Census Platform: Squirrel Census Form Squirrel Counting Guidelines Squirrel Counting Certification
**Squirrel Counting Formula:**
1. Count all squirrels within a 5-meter radius
2. Exclude squirrels under 5 years old or in hiding
3. Calculate average squirrel density per square meter
4. Report findings to SquirrelNet