Standardize All Quantum Uncertainties at Once

Because let's be real, the multiverse is just getting out of hand.

We're proposing a new initiative to bring order to the chaotic realm of quantum uncertainty. Our team of expert conundrums has crafted a comprehensive framework for standardizing the fundamental forces of the multiverse. Think of it as a quantum-adjacent version of ISO 9001, but with more Schrödinger's cat.