Committee of Conundrums: Issue 2: The Socks are Missing

It has come to our attention that the socks have vanished. Again. We're not talking about just any socks, we're talking about your grandmother's favorite argyle socks, the ones you lent to your cousin's wife's brother, the ones you swore you'd return after the 4th time.

Subcommittee: Sock Retrieval and Reunification

Chairperson: Bertrand P. Bottomsworth

Members:

Dr. Emily P. Socksworth
Dr. Reginald P. Fuzzysocks
Mrs. Bertha P. Solemates

Meetings:

Next Meeting: Wednesday, 3:45 PM in the Conference Room, 2nd Floor
Agenda: Sock Identification, Sock Matching, Sock Reunion

Socks in Space: A Theoretical Framework

Proposed Resolution:

Resolution 2-2-2: We, the Committee of Conundrums, propose that the missing socks be considered a National Security Threat and therefore warrant a full investigation.

Subproposals:

Resolution 2-2-2a: Suggests a nation-wide sock registry to track all known missing socks.
Resolution 2-2-2b: Proposes the implementation of a Sock- Retrieval Drone Network.