Our Resolution
As the Committee of Conundrums, we are dedicated to finding solutions to the most pressing questions of the universe, such as "What is the airspeed of the wind?" and "How many hamsters are in a room?"
We have resolved that the best way to approach these questions is to first define the problem, then gather all available data, and finally, with a healthy dose of skepticism and a pinch of creativity, come up with a solution that is both practical and absurd.