Our Resolved Conundrums of the Absurd

By the power vested in us, we, the Committee of Conundrums, do hereby resolve to tackle the following absurd conundrums:

1. What is the airspeed of the fluffy kittens in the ceiling of the universe?

2. Can one truly wear a chicken as a hat and still be taken seriously in the workplace?

3. Is the square root of a triangle a valid mathematical concept?

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