WHEREAS, the committee has been tasked with addressing the pressing issue of excess cheese consumption in the office break room; AND whereas, the committee has gathered data indicating that the majority of employees are secretly addicted to cheese; BE IT RESOLVED, that the committee shall provide an on-site cheese tasting station, stocked with a rotating selection of artisanal cheeses.
Section 1: Implementation The tasting station shall be staffed by trained Cheese Ambassadors, fluent in the art of gouda-geeking and brie-ography.
Resolution 002: The Great Coffee Problem, the committee shall establish a strict policy of mandatory coffee breaks, timed according to the amount of cheese consumed.