Committee of Conundrums: 4C Advanced Tuesday Joke Suppression Techniques

Rule 4C: Advanced Tuesday Joke Suppression Techniques

When the going gets tough, the tough get serious. But not on Tuesdays.

For Tuesdays only, we have:

• Suppress all humor with an iron fist, but only after first asking if you can borrow a fist.
• Replace all humor with awkward silences, preferably while maintaining eye contact.
• Use humor suppression as a form of self-defense, but only if you've had your morning coffee.
• Conduct thorough background checks on all potential joke-tellers to ensure they're humor-free.

For more advanced techniques, visit our:

• Advanced Joke Suppression Techniques Manual
• Tuesday Joke Suppression Symposium

Disclaimer: Use of these techniques may result in spontaneous combustion of your social life. Use at your own risk.