The first step in our scheming process involves a thorough investigation into the theft of all the donuts from the break room fridge. We suspect the culprits of using advanced stealth technology to avoid detection.
Next MethodOur research team has discovered a hidden pattern in the coffee machine's on/off cycle, which we believe holds the key to unlocking a deeper conspiracy.
Previous MethodWe've intercepted a cryptic message suggesting a plan to use the microwave as a tool for mass mind control. We must act fast!
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