As a committee of esteemed connoisseurs, we've cracked the code to the perfect sauce recipe. But don't just take our word for it, here's how we deliver:

• Step 1: Gather the finest ingredients, sourced from the farthest reaches of the globe.
• Step 2: Combine them in a ratio of 3:2:1 (Tomato:Olive Oil:Love).
• Step 3: Whisk until the mixture is smooth, then add a dash of existential dread.
• Step 4: Serve with a side of crippling self-doubt, garnished with a sprinkle of crushed dreams.

For those who want to taste the full range of our sauce, we recommend:

• Methods of Preparation for the faint of heart.
• Methods of Destruction for the thrill-seekers.

But be warned: once you taste our sauce, there's no turning back. You've been warned.