Confidentially, Our Secret Sauce Recipe:
1. Take 2 cups of freshly shredded confusion.
2. Add a dash of exasperation and a pinch of exasperating salt.
3. Mix in a gallon of disorientation, stirred counterclockwise for 47 minutes.
4. Add a squeeze of perplexity and a sprinkle of perplexifying sugar.
5. Blend until smooth, then serve with a side of more-confusion.
Caution: Consuming our Secret Sauce may cause excessive puzzlement, bewilderment, or spontaneous combustion.