**MEETING MINUTES**
**Date:** Yesterday
**Time:** 3:14 PM (ish)
**Location:** The Secret Underground Lair
**Attendees:** Our Secretive Secretary, The Conundrum King, and a few other assorted individuals with questionable motives.
The Committee of Conundrums convened to discuss the hidden agenda, which, as it turns out, was not actually hidden after all. It was more like... buried under a pile of papers on the conference table.
**Action Items:**
1. The Conundrum King shall be given a raise. Again.
2. The Secretive Secretary shall be tasked with finding a new hiding place for the hidden agenda.
3. The rest of the attendees shall be given a strongly worded letter of expectation.
**Next Meeting:** To be determined. Probably sometime next Tuesday. Maybe.
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