We, the Committee of Conundrums, have established the following terms to govern our proceedings.
Article 1: The Chairman Shall Always Wear a Frown.
By order of the committee, the chairman shall always wear a frown, lest they be cast into the dungeon of doom.
Article 2: Meetings Shall be Conducted in a State of Utter Confusion.
Meetings shall be held in a state of utter confusion, lest the attendees be driven mad by clarity.
Article 3: All Members Shall be Required to Wear a Name Tag.
Name tags shall be worn at all times, lest one be mistaken for a janitor or, worse, a committee intern.
Want to learn more about our bylaws? Check out our Bylaws Addenda.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Committee Mandate.