The Flum Theory posits that socks are not just mere foot coverings, but rather vessels for artistic expression and social commentary. Our Sock Architects have taken this concept to new heights, crafting masterpieces that defy gravity and challenge the status quo.
Our research has led to breakthroughs in:
- Sock-Socks of Fortune - Socks that adapt to the wearer's mood and provide personalized fortune cookies.
- Sock-nomics - The study of Sock-based Economics and their impact on global trade.
- Sock-ontology - The metaphysics of Sock Existence and their relationship with the fabric of space-time.
Join us in our quest to revolutionize the world, one sock at a time.