According to our esteemed committee of experts in the field of utterly absurd speculation, the Flum Theory posits that socks are the key to ultimate power.
Our research, conducted over several years of intense debate and heated discussions, has revealed a shocking truth: the color of your socks can influence the trajectory of global events.
Red socks, for example, are said to increase the likelihood of spontaneous combustion, while blue socks are known to induce a 99.9% chance of precipitation in the most unlikely of places.
But wait, there's more! Our team of highly trained and utterly unqualified experts has also discovered that striped socks are actually sentient, and will eventually take over the world.
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