As a member of the Flum-Theory subcommittee, I, Carla, have dedicated my life to the study of the art of doing nothing. It's a delicate balance of doing and not doing, a dance of productivity and procrastination.
Our research has led us to some groundbreaking discoveries: we've found that the optimal time spent doing nothing is exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes per day. Any less, and you're not truly living. Any more, and you're just wasting potential.
Our team consists of the following experts:
For more information on our research, visit our subcommittee's main page: Our Theories
Or, if you're feeling particularly inspired, visit our sister subcommittee: Flum Society
Or, if you're just looking for a good excuse for why you haven't done anything, visit our subcommittee's FAQ: Flum-Theory FAQs