Flum-Theory is a sub-committee of the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with exploring the most pressing and absurd problems facing our world.
We are currently investigating the aerodynamics of catnip and the sociological implications of sentient jellybeans.
We meet every Thursday at 2:00 AM in the conference room, where we discuss the finer points of Flum-Theory and the impending doom of our sanity.
We have a generous budget of 1000 dollars, all of which is spent on catnip and jellybeans.
Our mission is to uncover the underlying realities of our world and to make everyone else uncomfortable about it.
Our vision is to become the most unsettling committee of conundrums the world has ever seen.