Our Theories: Flumplen Principle 2

The Flumplen Principle 2 states that when faced with an existential crisis, one must first consider the possibility that their toaster is secretly a sentient being with its own agenda.

This principle is a cornerstone of our committee's research, and we're proud to share our findings with you.

For more on the Flumplen Principle, see our other works:

• Flumplen Principle 1: The Feline Uprising
• Flumplen Principle 3: The Great Cheese Conspiracy

Or, for a more philosophical take on the Flumplen Principle, see:

Flumplen Principle: A Philosophical Analysis