Inflato-Theory
Inflato-Theory proposes that the human stomach can be expanded to fit any amount of food, provided one's mental faculties are sufficiently distracted.
Key principles of Inflato-Theory include:
- The Gut-Brain Interface: A direct link between the stomach and the brain, allowing for rapid transmission of food-related information
- The Inflato-Mechanism: A complex system of stomach muscles, nerves, and blood vessels that can be triggered by a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to:
- Emotional states (e.g. stress, anxiety, euphoria)
- Sensory stimuli (e.g. smells, sounds, sights)
- Intellectual pursuits (e.g. reading, problem-solving)
While some critics have dismissed Inflato-Theory as fanciful, proponents claim it has been proven by countless late-night pizza parties and all-you-can-eat buffets.
Further research is needed to fully understand the Inflato-Mechanism and its implications for the modern diet.
For more information, see our Inflato-Theory FAQ or explore our Other Theories.