As we continue to explore the Inflato Theory, we find ourselves hurtling towards a Grand Inflato Explosion that will leave the very fabric of space-time in tatters.
ประก prophets have long foreseen this calamity, and we've been trying to prevent it with various forms of cosmic duct tape and twine.
But will it be enough? Only time will tell.
Or will we all be consumed by an eternal, swirling vortex of inflationary despair?
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.