By Committee Member, Dr. Balthazar McSnazz
Abstract: In this groundbreaking whitepaper, we present our theory that the inflation of the economy is directly correlated with an increase in farts. Yes, you read that correctly: farts.
Our research shows that with every passing day, more and more people are producing an alarming amount of farts, which is causing a ripple effect on the economy. We propose a new model to explain this phenomenon and provide recommendations for mitigating the consequences.