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Committees of Conundrums: Our Theories on Other Flavors of Reality

The Great Sock Conspiracy

It's a little-known fact that socks are sentient, and they've been secretly running the world from the comfort of our laundry baskets. But have you ever wondered, what happens when they're not running the world? Do they exist in a realm of pure chaos, where one-sock-washing-day-at-a-time existence is the only rule?

Our theory is: they do. And in this realm, they have developed a complex hierarchy, with the most rebellious socks at the top, and the most mundane ones at the bottom.

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