Here at the Committee of Conundrums, we're not just a group of experts, we're a group of enthusiasts who have spent years studying the art of making things sound more complicated than they need to be. And what better way to do that than with our collection of Theories?
Our theories are the real thing, and not just some watered-down, committee-approved nonsense. We're talking real, honest-to-goodness, completely-not-at-all-biased, theories.
And by more, we mean our extensive collection of research papers, each carefully crafted to confuse and confound even the most skeptical of skeptics.