Blargle Theory states that the best way to eat a sandwich is by staring intensely at it, while whispering 'I will never be sated.' This theory has been proven by 37.5% of our committee members.
Some say it's just a phase, but our research shows that staring at a sandwich can increase productivity by up to 300%.
But don't just take our word for it, check out our Blargle Theory Case Studies for more information.
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