Glurb Theory posits that the fundamental nature of reality is a never-ending committee meeting.
According to this radical new idea, the universe is a sprawling bureaucracy where every decision, no matter how small, requires the input and deliberation of countless experts.
It's a place where "I'm just trying to get this done on time" is met with a stern "Not on my watch, young one."
Stay tuned for more Glurb Theory updates and revelations!
Or just go read Confluence-Theory if you're feeling really stuck.