We're the ones you call when all else fails.
1. The Universe is just a simulation created by bored aliens.
2. The meaning of life is 42, but we're not really sure what that means.
3. Cats are secretly running the world, and we're just pawns.
4. The afterlife is just a really nice Airbnb rental in Hawaii.
More of our wild speculations.
Don't worry, we're not actually experts. We just make stuff up.
But hey, at least we're consistent.