Perpetual Perfection in a Jar

Our committee's crowning achievement: a jar containing the essence of perpetual perfection.

Acquired from the depths of the Committee of Conundrums, this jar is said to grant the drinker a single, fleeting moment of clarity.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

Side effects not listed are not a guarantee, but we're pretty sure they'll be fine.

Price: 1 million dollars

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