Our committee's crowning achievement: a jar containing the essence of perpetual perfection.
Acquired from the depths of the Committee of Conundrums, this jar is said to grant the drinker a single, fleeting moment of clarity.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Side effects not listed are not a guarantee, but we're pretty sure they'll be fine.
Price: 1 million dollars
Our guarantee: it's not a scam, we swear