Ancient Gizmo Glossary: Bronze Buzzword

A Glossary for the Modern Troublemaker

Entry 3456: Bronze Buzzword

Also known as Glitterbug, the Bronze Buzzword was a mystical device used to distract enemies while escaping a collapsing pyramid. Its inventors claimed it emitted a sonic blast of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and a strong desire to rewatch the entirety of The Office.

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