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Committee of Conundrums: Toejam Division

Quantifying Toejam, the Unquantifiable: A Study

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have taken on the daunting task of measuring the immeasurable. Toejam, a substance so slippery it defies quantification, has stumped even the great minds of our time. Not on our watch!

Our team of expert toejam-scientists has developed a revolutionary new method for calculating the exact amount of toejam present in any given situation. It's simple: we count the number of socks involved.

Methodology

Step 1: Count the socks. Any socks. All socks. Don't ask questions.

1x Sock (left foot)
1x Sock (right foot)
Nx Sock (that one sock that's been missing for months, don't worry about it)

Step 2: Divide by 2. Yes, really. That's it.

Step 3: Multiply by pi. Because, why not?

Results

Our team's groundbreaking research has led us to some astounding conclusions: Toejam is, in fact, directly correlated with the number of socks in a given situation. The more socks, the more toejam. Who knew?

We're not done yet, folks! Next up: Sock Drama, where we'll explore the sociological impact of missing socks on our collective psyche.

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