The Committee of Conundrums: Pant-Retriever Agency. Because, honestly, who doesn't need a government agency dedicated to finding your pants in a crowded room?
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We use advanced algorithms, AI-powered sniffing technology, and a team of highly trained pant-retrievers to track down your lost items in no time!
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