Year 3: The Pant Retriever's Timeline

Here's the lowdown on our most epic year yet!

**January:** We finally figured out that our pants are not, in fact, sentient and plotting against us. Crisis averted.

• Year 2: A Year of Uncertainty
• Year 4: The Great Pants-ocalypse

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