Welcome, traveler, to the Committee of Conundrums. Here, we revel in the absurdity of paradoxes and conundrums. Where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are but a distant memory?
And don't forget to check out our sister committee, Committee of the Absurd, where the absurd is not just a theory, but a way of life.
May the paradoxes be ever in your favor.
Or not. That's up for debate.