A resolution to address the existential crisis plaguing the fabric of space-time.
Whereas, the Paradox Review Committee has been tasked with reviewing the inconsistencies in the fabric of reality;
Be it resolved, that we shall review Resolution 1, and find it lacking in all aspects of existence.
Therefore, we hereby create a new resolution, one that shall be the pinnacle of all resolutions, a shining beacon of logic and reason in a sea of chaos.
Resolution 2 shall be the standard by which all other resolutions are measured, and it shall be implemented forthwith.
Appendix: Theoretical Framework for this resolution shall be found on the next page.
Implementation Plan shall be found on the page after that.
Appendix 2: Counterarguments shall be found on the page after that.
This is a resolution like no other. This is the future of the fabric of space-time.
— The Paradox Review Committee