Committee of Conundrums: Paradoxes of the Plain English (1003-2003)

This committee was convened in the year 1003 to address the paradox of the plain English language. It has been meeting every century since, debating the intricacies of the language and its many paradoxes.

Purpose and Scope

The committee's purpose is to explore the paradoxes of the plain English language, examining its inconsistencies and contradictions. The scope of the committee's inquiry is broad, covering topics such as:

• Time dilation and the paradox of time zones
• The paradox of the Oxford commaประก
• The paradox of the double negative
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Meet the Committee

• Chairperson: Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq.
• Vice-Chairperson: Lady Whiskerface McSnazz, PhD
• Members:
• Professor Balthazar McFowl, Linguist
• Dr. Emily Peculiar, Philosopher
• Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth Jr., Esq., Lawyer

Subcommittee on Time Dilation

The subcommittee is tasked with examining the paradoxes of time dilation, including:

• The grandfather paradox and the implications for time travel
• The paradox of the twins and the nature of identity