February 1, 2022
Meeting Chair: Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.
Attendees: John Doe, Jane Doe, and 37 other distinguished members of the Committee of Conundrums.
Agenda Item 1: The Paradox of the Plain English
Discussion Leader: Dr. Emma E. Enigma, Ph.D.
The discussion centered around the paradoxical nature of plain English, wherein the meaning of words can shift like sand dunes in the desert wind.
Action Item 1: Establish a task force to investigate the meaning of 'the' and 'a' in the plain English dictionary.
Action Item 2: Schedule a field trip to the local dictionary factory to witness the manufacturing process of words.
Adjournment: The meeting adjourned with a unanimous vote, except for John Doe, who was found hiding under his chair.