Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where paradoxes of the plain English reign supreme!
A paradoxical conundrum of the plain English is the difference between "a" and "an", a distinction so subtle, yet so confounding to the unwary.
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This conundrum is not just a matter of semantics, but a fundamental challenge to the very fabric of our linguistic reality!