Committee of Conundrums, we present to you our most pressing concern.
It has come to our attention that in the plainest of English dialects, socks are afoot.
However, these socks, they seem to lack any discernible names.
We are at an impasse: should we call them "socks" or perhaps "foot coverings of comfort"?
Or, indeed, "those things that go on your feet and make you warm"?
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