Welcome to the most confusing page on the internet. Here, you'll find the most mind-bending, brain-twisting, and sanity-shattering paradoxes in the plain English language.
Meet Professor Paradoxia, the renowned expert in the field of Plain English Paradoxes. With a Ph.D. in Confusion Studies, Professor Paradoxia has spent his life studying the most mind-bending sentences in the English language.
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Our current paradox is:
"The sentence 'The cat in the box is not in the box' is a sentence in which a cat is not in the box." - A classic!
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