A paradox so confounding, it defies all logic and reason. Like that time you spent three hours trying to decide between the couch and the chair, only to realize you could've just sat in both.
Or the great debate of 2023: whether the square pegs fit into the round holes or the round pegs fit into the square holes. Spoiler: they don't.
And let's not forget the classic: if a chicken and a egg, both go into the fridge at the same time, which one comes out first? The answer, my friend, is not as simple as you think.