Paradoxical Oxymorons Committee

Welcome, esteemed members of the Paradoxical Oxymorons Committee! We're stuck in an infinite loop of absurdity.

We're here to discuss the art of saying two things at once that contradict each other in the most delightful way.

We have a meeting scheduled for next Thursday at 3:47 PM to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Don't forget to bring your favorite paradoxical oxymorons!