ประกWe're currently studying the properties of entangled towels, because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good towel.
Our research has led us to some interesting conclusions, including the fact that towels are 99.9% likely to get you wet when you least expect it.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We're not really sure if that's possible in the quantum realm.
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Meet our team of experts, including:
- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Quantum Physicist
- Towel Lady, Expert in Towel-related Matters
- Bob, The Guy Who Just Shows Up
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