The Paradoxical Policies Committee is a think tank that specializes in creating policies that contradict each other. Our team of expert dictators have come together to create a series of decisions that defy logic and reason.
Our latest decision, "Decision by Dictator," is a prime example of our work. In this groundbreaking policy, we've decided that a decision will be made by a randomly selected dictator, who will then make the decision without any input from anyone else.