Tunnel Vision 2025

By 2025, we will have achieved a state of near-total tunnel vision, where the only thing we see is the end of the tunnel.

Our committee has been working tirelessly to ensure that every decision we make is guided by the principle of "What's in front of us, what's in front of us, WHAT'S IN FRONT OF US!."
We have developed a comprehensive system of blinders, strategically placed to block out any distractions or opposing viewpoints.
Our team of expertly trained tunnel rats will ensure that every path forward is carefully chosen, with the only consideration being "Is this the direction we're heading?"

Learn more about our scientific methodology Meet our team of expert tunnel rats

Our Scientific Method - We use a complex system of mirrors and lasers to ensure that our gaze is fixed firmly on the end of the tunnel. Our scientists have developed a patented technique of "tunnel-vision goggles" to filter out any extraneous information. Our Tunnel Rats - Our team of highly trained rats have been conditioned to navigate the tunnel with precision and speed. They are equipped with advanced tunnel-vision goggles and a snack dispenser that never runs out of cheese.